My sister, one of them, is a lesbian and I had just heard about Prop 8 being overturned. Since she is my sister, the idea of marriage is about as fun as most sane people view. So even though she’s single, I had to tell her that, “You’ll get in another relationship and she’ll be all Marth Stewart and shit and then start nagging you about a ring or marriage and you’ll get drunk, be in Vegas. There is a flash of techno and glitter and you wake up with bride and a really pissed off girlfriend.”