Casey Ontiveros: September 2008 Archives

The Pedobear is going to watching you in Japan now. While you do your bad thing, it will be at the local arm machine. Waiting for you to be a pedo and then. We'll get the man pop up and take you to the joint where you'll be the school girl that you so desperately wanted. 

I wish I was able to lie and say that a million bees swarmed down and took my coke from me, they needed the carbonated, carmel caffeinated, high fructose corn syrup to save their hive, but no. It was one lonely bee who decided that it wanted my coke, and I hate killing things. 

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Here is an old item. 

Shipping Containers to be used as homes.  This idea is the brain child behind this guy who saw these ramshakle town and decided there was a better way. 

I've been on the internet for nearly 13 years now. In that time, I've seen a lot of freaky and quite frankly, scary shit. Pictures of giant spiders, goatse, tub girl, I've even seen what a lemon party is, but this is hands down the worst thing that I've seen. 

I saw this guy today after lunch, At first I thought it was just a guy wearing a big hat on his head. 

The Governator knew Chong. More importantly knew Chong's bong. Schwarzenegger: I Hit the Bong with Chong (Exclusive)

Any of you who have seen Young Frankenstein know Cloris Leachman. She's 82 and is on Dancing with the Stars, I saw the clip this morning. I don't like watching those shows and this clip is making me borderline want to beat myself with a rubber hose, but here Leachman is going all out for this routine. My god, between her and Ernest "I mastubate a lot" Borgnine, old people have been rocking the world. 

As it has been since the dawn of Lucian's awareness of cartoons, we've pretty much have been stuck on the Disney channel in the morning. Today I tried something different. We turned on PBS. 

Here is an interpreation of the Lupin the 3rd Theme by the Pizzicato Five. 

I've been cutting my own hair for the last few months. Since I like my hair short, it works for the best since I can use clippers. It's been for the best since I finally noticed how my hair is thinning. The back of my head and the front left side towards the front. Which might be the worst place to thing since it isn't in a uniform place. I don't mind losing my hair(that's a bold face lie), I do mind looking like a bowling ball ball. I started to shave my head to save some cash, and plus I don't see much of a point of paying someone to cut my hair when it's falling out by myself. I use three settings, 2, 4, 8 or I like to think of it 2 to the third power. HA HA HA HA HA! 

Morgan Stanley is looking out for our children. With the way the economy has gone as of late, I wouldn't be surprised if people from companies like Morgan Stanley start living with their clients.  It also has the creepy Italian guy from EuroTrip. 

I know a lot of people start to talk about the Jedi movie being the start of the fall of these movies. Which is pretty true. Ewoks taking down the Empire is pretty bad, but here is the question that's going to bake your noodle; How bad must the Rebels be if they can be someone who was beaten by giant teddy bears?

I purchased Speed Racer this morning. I didn't have a chance to watch it until Lucian got home. Just like when I saw it in the theater, it made me feel like a five year old on a candy binge. The electric lights and loud noises only wanted me to turn the volume higher. It was visual audio crack. 

Speaking of Speed Racer, Japan has opened up a Mach 5 service station. Which is pretty awesome. I'm sure if my son knew about this, he'd make me drive to Japan to get gas. Yes drive across the ocean, he's three. He has no concept of how large the world is yet. 

Speed Racer came out this morning. I took out my son to get a copy. When we found it, he told me that he didn't want it. We drove the entire way home with him saying that he didn't want it. When we got home. he didn't want to get out of the car, since he would have gotten back into the car anyways, he's smart like that. When Melissa got into the car so he could go to school, he's three, but it's more like daycare/day school. He wanted the movie to take with him. 

As what I said about the hair loss thing that's happening. Well here is an update. My wife told me about this shampoo, it' suppose to help to reverse the hair loss process. Instead of watching me shave my head, she got the shampoo. 

I was at a kid's birthday party it was at a gymnastic studio. This huge warehouse of a place that had floors that felt like every step made you jump a few extra  inches. It was awesome. I wanted to play with all the kids, but I didn't want to be the only adult playing a kid. 

Last night it was a cliché. It was a dark and stormy night. Before the storm started, the clouds that rolled into Tucson looked like Star Destoryers from Star Wars. Huge long clouds that hide the giant ships as they dropped in from space. I got my younger brother outside to check them out. 

Long ago in a world far, far a away in a magical time place called the 90's, when the internet was a magical place. Blogger was the first blogware around. Blogger was still it's own type of company and even Google wasn't a twinkle in the eyes of a couple of high school kids trying their hand at musical piracy. 

I had a great grandfather(paternal) that was named Mexican Candy. No one really knew his real name, they all called him Mexican Candy. He was weird guy. So weird that when people talked at Christmas time, they talked about his strange antics. He use to pack-mule to Springerville, not in any related to Jerry, and this would take a couple of weeks. 

When I was younger, I told virtually all my ex-girlfriends and even my wife, that if I went bald I'd do it with dignity and never do a combover or try to put off the inevitable by using those creams that keep my hair. I'd just keep it close cropped around the sides and proudly show off what nature has in store for me. And never, ever do the combover. I was saying this because mainly my dad, grandfather has a full set of hair. My maternal grandfather didn't lose his hair until her was closer to his later fifties, early sixties. 

Leave it to the people are MAD Magazine to create something like this poster. Mad has harnessed the world of the interweb and created their own Political Headquarters. 

D'Israeli is doing Torchwood. I hate that I live in the US and can't see this awesome stuff being produced. 

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I use to have this service for about a minute before I didn't want to pay for it anymore. Then I got lured back by 75 free songs. I've been getting complacent with music lately, listening to the same thing over and over again and not hearing anything new. That shouldn't be part of life. Doing the same thing over and over again. 

Science can be an interesting thing. You can learn about it anywhere. Classes are generally the best place to learn of it, but sometimes, real world can be a hell of a teacher.

Balls Owned By Exploding Bottle Rocket

Not that I think this kid ever really had a shot of encountering a vagina in his lifetime, now if he does there will be no chance at procreation. Which is a good thing.

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I don't know what it is, but ABC Family seems to be the slowest loading site on the internet. I've  gone to the site in IE, Safari(Windows and Mac), Firefox, Opera  and CHROME. It takes for ever to load on all these browsers, what the hell ABC?