February 2009 Archives

Richard's Batman Tutorial

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A talented guy I know on Your Mom's Basement named Richard asked how to do separate layers. He's computer illiterate. Even the Christian 3rd World Charities had to send someone to help him download porn. 

This is his Batman. 
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The first thing that you need to do is make sure the drawing is in RGB. This allows color to be added and blah, blah, blah. 

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Next up is the channels. What are channels. All images are divided into channels. RGB is separated into a Red, Green and Blue channel. Each other them look grey, but the composite makes them in the color file you love. 

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You to the channels pallet from Windows >> Channels. 

I prefer to use the Red channel. It seems to generally get all the black that you'll need for this little project. Select the channel and then drag it to the little paper pad icon on the bottom of this window. It will make a copy that is very important for the next step. After you make the copy. Go back into the layers pallet. 

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Create a new layer. A new blank layer. 

Go to Select and Load Selection. Choose the channel, "Red Copy." Click "Invert." Click "OK."

You're going to have a selection of the the pencils that you laid down on paper. Now it's time to color that in with black. 

Select the paint bucket. Hit "D" on your keyboard. This makes the color swatch Black and White.

Hit a black point on the drawing. Just once. 

Delete the locked background layer.



And this is what you should have. 


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BUT WE AREN'T DONE!

Add another layer and move it under the line art. Hit "X" on the keyboard. This switches the black and white color swatch. That new layer is your new background. Add white. 


Now it's time to start to the clean up. All the messy stuff that we never think of on the paper. 

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Purple Chicken

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Oh yeah... trying grilling chicken marinated in a pinot noir(1/2 cup) for about an hour. Add olive oil, garlic, oregano, course pepper and sea salt. Just let it sit. Cooked for about ten minutes each side will be juicy as hell. Goes well with vegetables(broiled or grilled) and rice. The chicken looks purple when you put it on the grill. Retains some purple when it gets off. Purple chicken is good.

My First Tat Design

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This is the first tat design that I've ever done. I did it for a friend of mine. I was really nervous about doing this for her because tattoos are pretty much there forever. That last time I wanted was buyer's remorse from my friend. 

She loved it. 

Which makes everything easier on my conscience. 

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New Ways to Make a Comic

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This was something that Warren Ellis pointed the net to that wasn't an image of a penis getting disfigured with a chainsaw. Or a hand getting thrusted from places that shouldn't be thrusted. 



about DIGITAL COMICS by ~Balak01 on deviantART

Lupin the 3rd

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I won! I won! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

I've been trying to get these for a while, but now I am victorious! In order, Inspector Zenigata, Jigen, Lupin the 3rd, Fujiko and in the package, is Goemon. 

What can you do for five hundred dollars?

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You Can Dance!

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Sean, our IT guy for the department is moving on to the wonderful world of working from home. It just so happens to be that his new home is going to be fairly far away. It's in Sydney, Australia. Yeah I know a pretty far place away. And this is his work from home location. My boss had me make up a poster that people could sign and we can give to him when we send him off tonight. I don't know if I can make it tonight, but at least I had the pleasure of making the poster. 

Future Worries

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I just found out today that there is a good chance that the University where I work at won't get affected anymore by the current cuts, but will actually get more money. More earmarked monies that will allow us to create new online learning courses and really enact new learning environments for students, faulty and staff. I'll have a job for the time being, unless they gut us around July 1(which is possible,but there is a bigger chance that jobs will disappear around Decemeber(why do they do that again, holidays, high suicide rates and then throw in layoffs, assholes)). There isn't a snowball chance in hell about getting a raise, I haven't had one in nearly 2 years. I might have to ask to get reclassified in a new position to get more monies. I'm also putting forward new ideas on the how to implement new ideas that we need to go forward(I might have more on that later). Then again, nobody gets rich working for the State*. But we do get great benefits.


Unless you contract for the State, then you get more money then god.

Pain in my ass

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I've installed Moveable Type 4.25B2 on this server that I host on and am trying to get see what it can do. What I feared most was the crawl and hell that was MT4.1X, where the code was so heavy, that it caused a Server Error 500 every time I made a post. 

Now, there is some new hell that is happening. MT4.25B2 has a need for Image:: Magick. Image::Magick is an app that resizes images. I presume that this is needed since MT is PERL based and not PhP based like WordPress. PhP has native image manipulation built into it. PERL, I guess doesn't. 

This is causing an error now when I make a post. Or log into the dashboard. 

I still have faith in Movable Type. 

And I contacted my hosting company about what's on the server. 

Dumbass Parking

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I have no clue what it is about this particular apartment complex, but the worst DUMBEST assholes seem to live there. About once every six months you get someone who could park to save their own lives. This is a Saab owner who must have been so fucking thrashed that they appear to damaged their rear axel. 

I can't say that I've been the best person to park, but c'mon, look at the images. This ass just fucked the parking up bad. When I saw the car, I broke out my cell phone(sorry about the lens flare) to take a shot of it. A cop was already there, just waiting for the shmuck who parked on the sidewalk with a broken car. He thought it was mine. 

"Is this car yours?" His hands were in the typical cop position; one on the mace, the other on the service gun. 

"I'm not that big of dumbass,"  honestly, it could sound like someone who was denying it was their car. Really, I'm not that big of a dumbass to to that to my own car. I'd be weeping about it. I'm broke as it is, I don't want that sort of hell. The cop, who looked to be younger than the last turd I took, asked again and I had to answer no, I just wanted pictures of what that dumbass had done to their car. 

The only regret, and there are two to this; I wish I had the cop pose England style with the car, and I had worn the Luchedore mask while taking the photo. 

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MT 4.25 B2

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Installed MT 4.25B2 successfully. I might have a problem with somethings, I think my Host isn't  set up right. 

Reason I love my job.

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Here I am at work and damn it, I love my job. 

LucheCasey

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There will be better images tomorrow as I wear this mask and a shirt and tie to work. OH yeah. 

Bacchoi Baby

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