My son, Lucian, is starting watch Voltron. He’s loving this show. This is a bit concerning for me, these shows, I run the risk of explaining to Lucian that the toys aren’t made anymore. Which means I go poor when he starts to talk about the magic of eBay and then there really isn’t many …

I know where heaven is located. It isn’t that weird place with an old man watching everytime you masturbated in your life. It’s a place surrounded by drug addicts and methsatutes. It’s the GrantStone Supermarket in Tucson where can get bottled Thai Ice Tea, the Yohoo of the gods.